A Thai friend of mine had the displeasure of visiting Germany, for business, recently.

During one of her German hotel stays, she was seated at a table in the hotel dining room (at Hotel Belmondo am Kurfürstendamm Berlin) when she was approached by a male swami (person of Arab or Indian descent). She was unaware of his presence, however he said "excuse me" several times until he got her attention, upon which time he asked her if she would do him a favor and take a photograph of him, with his camera. She willingly agreed to this, as any good-natured person would.

Meanwhile, her co-worker( who was traveling with her, staying in the same room with her, and at that moment dining with her) was away from the table momentarily to go get some food to bring back to the table. Both girls had their cell-phones sitting on the dining table, and as well my friend had her hotel-room key sitting on the table next to her phone.

The co-worker, while away from the table noticed a middle eastern man (piece of garbage) walk into the dining area, and she thought to herself "he does not look like he belongs here", as though he looked "seedy", or out of place.

My friend was occupied with taking the picture of, and for, the same middle eastern guy (loser scum garbage) that her co-worker had identified, in her own mind, as suspicious.

When my friend finished taking the photo for the swami, she returned to her table and her co-worker joined her, and at that time both girl's cell-phones were still on the table where they had left them; however the hotel room key had vanished.

They did not notice the missing hotel room key, until 10 minutes after it had disappeared (or, more precisely, "was stolen").

Upon realizing that their hotel room key was missing, and being immediately suspicious of the swami who lured my friend away from the table, the girls went to the hotel front desk to explain what happened and ask for another key so that they may gain access to their room.

The front desk staff became accusatory and told the girls that they had lost their key outside the building, and that some passer-by had found that key on the ground outside the hotel, just minutes ago.

Finally, the hotel staff agreed to provide entry, for my friend and her co-worker to their hotel room, and when they entered the room they found all of their luggage missing... gone! The swami, and his criminal companion(s) had stolen everything. For her and her co-worker, this was probably the most devastating moment of their lives.

Their clothing was gone... their cosmetics gone... their money and credit cards gone... their passports stolen and gone, as well... their company laptop computers, with years of compiled information, and much personal information, worse yet, gone... my friend's brand new $1500 Nikon camera taken by worthless, less than human, entities.

Their paper train tickets had been among the items in their luggage, and the girls needed their train tickets to return to the airport, so that they may make their air-flight back to Thailand. Notwithstanding, the bandits also acquired the girl's airplane tickets. All in all, the financial damage was incredible. The girls had nothing except the clothes that they were wearing and their cell-phones, and no options for a way to return home to Thailand.

I can't tell you how much this story displeases me. It evokes hatred of a colossal nature from my normally calm demeanor. It makes me hate people who are evil. It makes me hate swamis, even though there are hoards of middle eastern, and Indian, people who are kind and loving people, as is the case with all races.

My friend cried and cried while on the phone with me. I tried to console her with words such as "at least you are not hurt physically, and at least you and your friend are still alive"; and while I knew my words were true, it was of little help for her, emotionally. She was overwhelmed with feelings of fear, guilt, and loss. The loss of all of her personal, and company, belongings. The fear of not being able to return to her home country, and the fear of not having any money or credentials with which to conduct her affairs in her current situation, while still in Germany. And the guilt of knowing that she left her hotel room key on the table, when she might otherwise have avoided this whole tragedy by keeping it in her pocket... and knowing that her co-workers money, and credit, and passport, and laptop computer, and clothes, etc. were all gone... and possibly needlessly if she had, perhaps, not left that key on the table, in such a trusting manner.

I told her that it was not her fault, and I meant it. She did not steal that key. She did not plan this criminal endeavor. She was just eating her meal and enjoying some time with her co-worker. I told her that the "bad guys", and "only" the bad guys were to blame for this situation, but she still holds herself responsible. She's such a caring, sensitive, person and she doesn't want to burden anyone else with her problems, ever. And now she has the burden of a lifetime sitting on her shoulders, and there's nothing anyone can do.

Worst of all, the swami's now have her laptop computer, and her passport, and her I.D. card, and all of her info. such as Date of Birth, home Address, etc. There's no telling what they might do with all of that information. They might sell the passport to other criminals. They might take out loans, in my friend's name, in the future, or open up credit card accounts in her name. They might break into her email account, using passwords stored on her laptop computer.

They are evil, sub-human, scum to destroy people's lives like that. I hate them with every fiber of my being. Death seems too good for these worthless garbage human DNA bags. I wish I could catch them, and kill them. They won't stop. They will never stop. They'll play their little hotel game day after day, month after month, year after year, callously destroying people's lives without regret.

They need to die... and then they will stop.

Anyone care to disagree? If so, I know a great hotel, in Germany, where good things happen to those who can't see the writing on the wall.

Apparently, this hotel room key scam is becoming, or already is, a common scam. The loser scum of the world, seeking every weakness, to give them an advantage in being able to rape, steal & destroy the life of the common man, have honed their skills into a science.

One swami POS scumball (swami #1) sits in the dining area, waiting for the "other" POS swami scumball (swami #2) to lure the unsuspecting individual away from their table. Then loser POS swami #1 walks past the table and quickly steals the key. Then one of the swamis goes directly to the hotel room, in question, and steals everything, all the while maintaining cell-phone contact with the other piece of shit who is still sitting near, and observing, the target victim. The whole idea is that as long as the victim is unaware that their key is missing, and does not stray from the original point of swami contact, then the swami who is sacking the hotel room is in no danger of being detected. So, one of the swamis keeps a constant watch on the victim, and if the victim begins to leave the designated area, and maybe head back towards their hotel room, the observing swami will inform the other swami, by cell-phone, to vacate the victim's hotel room immediately, and retreat to safety.

At any rate, the criminals of the world never rest. The good guys create a safety strategy, and the bad guys immediately begin working on a counter-strategy, which is, of course, why you have to kill the bad guys.
i.e. they can't continue the practice of thinking-up ways to defeat the safety features of the system, if they're dead.

My paranoid mind keeps telling me that they (the swamis in question), are tied to middle eastern terrorist organizations, and steal from everybody, at the rate of $10,000 + per day (per swami team), to help fund radical muslim terrorist bullshit. That's just my paranoid guess, and it's based partially on the fact that Germany is "amazingly" composed mostly of GERMANS, or at least it should be. And, I'm going out on a limb here, and I'll just say that swamis are the minority in Germany. So, you would figure that if a poor, nice, Thai girl get's raped of all her worldly belongings by criminals, while in Germany, it would make sense that the perpetrator( s)would likely be GERMAN. It's just a function of statistics. If any event happens in Germany, most likely it will involve Germans; however this event involved swamis (and Thai's--- oops, there goes my theory).

Is this just coincidence? Or, maybe the swamis are doing more than their fair-share of stealing, and nefarious behavior, and maybe they are motivated to leave the middle east and seek more fertile grounds (Germany, etc. )for their funding operations.

Note: I am willing to abandon my paranoid idea that the swamis in this story are part of a middle eastern terrorist funding operation, if you will agree to admit that swamis suck, in general, and are lying, cheating, stealing, scum ... with the exception of the many good swamis that are out there.

P.S. Oh, and don't think that the author is condoning violence when words like "kill", "hate", "die", and "dead" are used. Those words are present exclusively for entertainment sake. Do not try this at home!



Word of advice for travelers:

Don't carry anything important in your luggage.

If you bring luggage on your trip, then:

expect it to be searched

expect items to possibly disappear from your luggage



Always wear a neck strap case, or a waist band type case which is worn beneath clothing.

Keep your money, credit cards, keys, passport, etc. in this case.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be aware of your surroundings.

When something, or someone, seems unusual, or suspicious... don't dismiss it. Focus on it! Be aware! Do not trust strangers! (as we tell our kids)

When people approach you, be keenly aware that while you view them as just happy-go-lucky human beings, they may be viewing you as a TARGET, / meal ticket (someone who's life they can ruin).

Protect your personal information. You have no idea what a nightmare your life may become, for months or years into the future, if some loser POS garbage asshole scum criminal obtains your personal info.

Don't keep any personal info. on your travel laptop computer hard-drive or on an external hard-drive, unless you can fit the external hard-drive into your hidden (under clothing) pouch with your money, credit cards, etc.

There are a variety of water-proof pouches available, if you intend to swim during your trip.



If you took offense to the excessive cursing in this post, please accept the apology of the author; however, this was written during the emotional climax of this true event... and anger is extremely high. In all likelihood, the author will, after cooling-down, find regret in the choice of words, and find the use of them to be immature. Still, curse, or not,... racist slur, or not, the hatred for these type of inhuman individuals remains solidly intact.